10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword