10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Welcome to kicker school
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier