10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders