10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003