10 Random Poker Quotes

when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss