10 Random Poker Quotes

I should have stayed home and played with myself.
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
"I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth