10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."