10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels