10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson