10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS