10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine