10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz