10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders