10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is for loners.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'