10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.