10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword