10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.