10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph