10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.