10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--