10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---