10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it