10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.