10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.