10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.