10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz