10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.