10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine