10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.