10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!