10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]