10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph