10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "No river, no fish."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."