10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.