10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe