10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus