10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Fold and live to fold again
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"