10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- It's Free To Fold...
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!