10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.