10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth