10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Fold and live to fold again