10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."