10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.