10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.