10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Fold and live to fold again
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.