10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez