10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.