10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.