10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes