10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22